Zipline Testicle Destruction
Whenever doing any sort of extreme sport, just wear a cup.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 2197
Date: Feb 16, 2010
Zip Line Testicle Destruction
Say goodbye to fatherhood.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 3868
Date: Aug 11, 2009
You Are Your Own Greatest Enemy
As this dumbass clearly exhibits for us.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1159
Date: Apr 15, 2011
X-Factor Contestant With A Boner
This 50 year old X-Factor contestant is either well endowed or just very excited to see Cheryl Cole?
Posted By: Shock
Views: 4200
Date: Sep 2, 2009
Worlds Greatest Butt
No seriously, it won. She took home $10,000 for that prize winning ass.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 32877
Date: Jan 11, 2009
World's Greatest Drag Race 2
You might get a bit turned on by how awesome this video is.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 0
Date: Aug 29, 2012
War Protestors Run Over By Deranged Driver
Some sick deranged man runs over a group of war protesters.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 8798
Date: Jan 11, 2009
War Protesters Get Ran Over By Driver
This hippy helps demonstrate the capabilities of speed bumps. The driver definitely slowed down a little.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 17400
Date: Jan 11, 2009
Vest Test
These guys test out the bullet proof vest. What happens to the guy is nuts but I guess its better then getting shot.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 31171
Date: Jan 11, 2009
Ultimate Testicle Destruction
If you don't value your balls...
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1786
Date: Sep 16, 2010
The Worlds Greatest Movie Extra
Get this, he is turning 33 this year.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1138
Date: Apr 18, 2011
The Worlds Fastest Turtle
I love how he slowly started turning and then was like "fuck this noise, I'm outta here".
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1793
Date: May 24, 2011
The Worlds Fastest People
They need to record me in bed.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 0
Date: Jun 4, 2012
The Worlds Fastest Goalie
He is able to play offense and defense... badass.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1234
Date: Oct 20, 2010
The World's Greatest Mustache
I'd be damn proud to have this honor bestowed upon me.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 966
Date: Jun 20, 2010
The World's Fastest Tortoise
Pretty sure this tortoise could beat the hell out of the hare.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1688
Date: Nov 15, 2010
The Tightest Pants Ever
You can even make out a pimple on her butt!
Posted By: Shock
Views: 75790
Date: Feb 20, 2010
The Metro's Greatest Hits
If your opinion on society isn't bad enough already, this won't help.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 11729
Date: Apr 15, 2009
The Hottest Rapper Ever Has A New Song
She's way too musical theatre for me.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1300
Date: Apr 27, 2011
The Hottest Girl On Chat Roulette
Keep your eyes peeled for her guys, she is quite the winner.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 2140
Date: May 27, 2011
The Greatest Moments In Sports
We all know they're when people get hurt. I mean, why else do people watch?
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1620
Date: Aug 18, 2010
The Greatest Invention Ever Made
Cinco Urinal Shower For the businessman on the move.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 8719
Date: Apr 5, 2009
The Greatest Catch Ever
This is the single most American thing on Earth
Posted By: Shock
Views: 0
Date: Mar 29, 2012
The Fattest Woman In South America
Damn, she must have ate a LOT of tacos!
Posted By: Shock
Views: 4551
Date: Mar 11, 2010
The Fastest Japanese Man Alive
He does everything at lightning ninja speed!
Posted By: Shock
Views: 2122
Date: Mar 21, 2010
The Cutest Spider Ever
I thought I'd never say this, but this spider is actually kinda cute.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1792
Date: Aug 22, 2011
The Cutest Cripple Ever
He has a pretty sweet set of wheels.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1113
Date: May 4, 2011
The Bluntest Newscaster Ever
Way to really just spill the beans there, boss.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 2902
Date: May 21, 2010
The Best Way To Test Bullet Proof Glass
He was getting awfully close to hitting her cooking hand there!
Posted By: Shock
Views: 0
Date: Apr 5, 2012
The Best Way To Test Bras
They should let me run a few tests with those girls too...
Posted By: Shock
Views: 3261
Date: Aug 3, 2011
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