The Ultimate Battle Weapon: The Dildozer
That kid's mom is probably wandering through the house, thinking "Where the hell did I leave Thor?"
Posted By: Shock
Views: 2100
Date: Jul 16, 2010
The Trombone Flamethrower
The worst thing about it is it still plays. Trombone player = virgin. trombine + flamethrower = virgin.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1209
Date: Aug 25, 2010
The Trainer You Don't Want Your Girlfriend To Use
We all know this is fake. All trainers are gay.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 3215
Date: Aug 18, 2010
The Sound of A Bone Snapping
This guys parachute accident results in his leg snapping with a loud crunch.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 8745
Date: Jan 11, 2009
The Soccer Scorpion Kick
Soccer might be gay, but that was pretty badass.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1164
Date: Jun 18, 2010
The Sluttiest Woman On Earth
What was her name? Rotunda?
Posted By: Shock
Views: 3513
Date: May 19, 2010
The Slow Motion Slap
It almost makes me want to get slapped. Almost.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1226
Date: Aug 27, 2010
The Slow Motion Kitten
This almost makes me find cats cute. Almost...
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1330
Date: Feb 10, 2011
The Skater Who Won't Give Up
This guy makes me second guess the saying "try try again".
Posted By: Shock
Views: 5170
Date: Jan 11, 2009
The Siren Monkey
I could use a new alarm system in my house...
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1327
Date: Jun 15, 2011
The Show Must Go On
It's always a good idea to beat a lion with a stick.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 4329
Date: Apr 1, 2009
The Scariest Man In Prison
He enjoyed caving a mans head in... oh and he likes cats too.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 11254
Date: Dec 30, 2009
The Reason I Watch Storage Wars
Keep that pimp hand strong Barry, don't let the douchey Dave's of the world get you down!
Posted By: Shock
Views: 0
Date: Apr 7, 2012
The Real Man On A Ledge
And for that entertainment, I'd toss him 50 cents.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 407
Date: Feb 14, 2012
The Real Life Iron Man
I need someone like that in my life.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1269
Date: Jun 12, 2010
The Price Is Wrong... Way Wrong
Jose is by far the dumbest person to ever go on The Price Is Right.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 9666
Date: Jan 11, 2009
The Parkour Champion Fails
I now have someone to look up to.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 2309
Date: Feb 24, 2010
The PBR Commercial You Won't See
I think every man enjoys a warm beer and a cold dead hooker to start the weekend.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1961
Date: Apr 23, 2011
The One That Got Away
Fishing can sometimes be a huge letdown.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 0
Date: May 24, 2012
The Oldest Living Stoner
See, marijuana doesn't do you any harm! Just look at this guy!
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1750
Date: May 20, 2010
The Old Fashioned Nut Crunch
Good old Darwin at work!
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1998
Date: May 20, 2010
The Nutshot World Champions
At least all these videos have a happy ending. These people will never be having children.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1234
Date: Aug 23, 2010
The Newstation of Your Nightmares
I like how in both this video and "kitten or plane crash" they move on immediately to the weather.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1001
Date: Sep 6, 2011
The New I-Gun Application
Finally, a new way to let the rage out!
Posted By: Shock
Views: 2378
Date: Aug 21, 2009
The New Definition of Facebook
Be on the lookout for this one, folks!
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1179
Date: Jun 20, 2011
The Motivational Speech of The Year
Listen to this kid! Get off your ass and ride a bike!
Posted By: Shock
Views: 814
Date: Aug 30, 2011
The Matrix Dancer on Britains Got Talent
I thought this would be really nerdy, but it actually turned out really cool.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1395
Date: Apr 26, 2011
The Luckiest Pigeon Ever
He has one hell of a pigeon guardian angel.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1200
Date: May 20, 2011
The Luckiest People On Earth
I sort of wish I was featured in this video.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 3260
Date: Jul 29, 2009
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