The Luckiest Golf Shot Ever
One time I hit a deer with a golf ball. That is about the only golf related accomplishment I have.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1182
Date: Aug 18, 2011
The Luckiest Driver Ever
Pancaked by an 18 wheeler and he still survives!
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1681
Date: Dec 25, 2009
The Luckiest Cop Ever
Damn, that could have been so much worse!
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1702
Date: Apr 26, 2010
The Longest Shot Ever
It would be more impressive if he jumped from there a dunked it. Then again, he probably would have died.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1967
Date: Aug 4, 2010
The Laziest Cop Ever
Why bother chasing him on foot when you have a car?
Posted By: Shock
Views: 6481
Date: Apr 30, 2009
The Last Pizza Shop You Should Ever Rob
Beautifully executed table slam, fast attack of punches, I'll have a large cheese pizza.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 14914
Date: Jan 11, 2009
The Hottest Rapper Ever Has A New Song
She's way too musical theatre for me.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1300
Date: Apr 27, 2011
The Happiest Shopping Run Ever
Every fat person should shop like this.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 899
Date: Apr 12, 2011
The Greatest Invention Ever Made
Cinco Urinal Shower For the businessman on the move.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 8719
Date: Apr 5, 2009
The Greatest Catch Ever
This is the single most American thing on Earth
Posted By: Shock
Views: 0
Date: Mar 29, 2012
The Gayest Salesman Ever
He sells spankings in the back parking lot too!
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1541
Date: Dec 3, 2010
The Gayest Dubstep Ever
If you get a chubby from this... seek help.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1595
Date: May 9, 2011
The Funniest Weather Report Ever
This was a bad, bad day to wear a green shirt to work.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 0
Date: May 9, 2012
The Friendliest Bear Ever
My neighbors don't even wave to me, and here is a bear doing it. Good grief.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 953
Date: Dec 12, 2011
The Forever Alone Dog
Looks like he just became robots best friend.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1216
Date: Apr 13, 2011
The Fluffiest Kitten Ever
I just want to carry it around with me all day.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 2008
Date: Nov 16, 2011
The First Ever Invisibility Cloak
Why does the military get all this neat shit before we do?
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1535
Date: Sep 9, 2011
The Dumbest Soldier Ever
This is one guy that I would not want to have watching my back.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 0
Date: Aug 28, 2012
The Dumbest Ref Ever
This guy needs to be out of a job. I don't care if he's supporting a family.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1446
Date: Sep 28, 2010
The Dumbest News Story Ever
You know they were really getting dry on interesting news...
Posted By: Shock
Views: 0
Date: Jun 11, 2012
The Dumbest Girl Ever
This is why Shampoo bottles have instructions on the back.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 0
Date: Jun 7, 2012
The Dumbest Exercise Ever
I guess they're going on that knowledge that laughing burns calories.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1800
Date: Feb 16, 2011
The Dirtiest Fighter Ever
The guy in the pink had a right to be angry. No one should have to wear a shirt like that. How would you feel if you had to walk around in a pink shirt?
Posted By: Shock
Views: 4678
Date: Aug 16, 2009
The Cutest Spider Ever
I thought I'd never say this, but this spider is actually kinda cute.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1792
Date: Aug 22, 2011
The Cutest Cripple Ever
He has a pretty sweet set of wheels.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1113
Date: May 4, 2011
The Creepiest TV Creeper Ever
This guy stays on him like glue!
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1805
Date: Feb 3, 2010
The Creepiest Show Ever
Im really glad I have no idea what they are saying. We are all probably in trouble for even
watching this. I'm gonna throw up now.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 6989
Date: Nov 23, 2009
The Creepiest Phone Message Ever
Guys, don't use this as a guide to getting girls, you will fail every time.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 9474
Date: Jan 11, 2009
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